Ah, Mondays. I thought mine was going less than swimmingly until my husband forwarded me this correspondence from his oh so tactful (and well-written!) supervisor. If you think you are fed up with your job/boss, read this and you'll be thankful for what you've got. It is verbatim, except the names have been altered slightly so when poor Laron Washingtan, who is already embarrassed for being singled out by the delinquent boss, googles himself he won't find this.
Team,
Please let's not adopt the practice of "Out of Sight Out of Mind". This morning I asked you to supply me with any change(s) you may have in the February, 2010, Visitation Schedule. Up to now I have only received responses from Valerie Gallup, Art Square, Larry Marton, Roscoe Hensin, Marlin Johnston, and Laron Washingtan. Needless to say this is totally unacceptable that out of 15 people I have only 6 responses. I have a deadline to keep and when I have to gather information from people responding at the last minute it makes you look bad and it makes me look bad. I don't like it when I look bad and you should not like it when you look bad. I need this information "NOW".
Needless to say, Kyle continues to search for a new job. Happy Tuesday.
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Wowsa.
My favorite line? "I don't like it when I look bad and you should not like it when you look bad."
Godspeed on finding a job with a different supervisor; this guy sounds like a peach.
Why can't we all be independently wealthy?
So, does he really mean now, like right this minute, or now like whenever? Kind of hard to tell with those silly quotes! Is he an air quote kind of guy in general?
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